Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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