so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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