YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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