i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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