OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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