? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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