so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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