Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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