Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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