I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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