I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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