So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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