she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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