Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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