Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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