How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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