If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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