All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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