Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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