New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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