I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We just shotgunned beers for America
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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