Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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