its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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