Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
