I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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