I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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