i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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