Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
her facebook's as public as her vagina
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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