with your own penis?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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