I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My ass is underappreciated
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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