I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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