but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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