school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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