ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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