i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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