Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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