I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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