I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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