i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
