He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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