It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.