I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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