we're blogging at a bar
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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