Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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