? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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