yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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