Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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