You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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