I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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