I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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a search helicopter?!
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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