Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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