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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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