What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think your dad took our porno
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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