I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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