I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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