quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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