Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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