Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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