I molested 6 butterflies tonight
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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