I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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