how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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